first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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