they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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