Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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