Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
