i don't like sucking hair
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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