I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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