I don't remember. Are we still dating?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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