whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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