Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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