Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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