Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
either way he was missing a nipple.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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