Hey man sorry I got all grabby
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
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Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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