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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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