She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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