in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
