Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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