WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
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Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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