he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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