omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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