I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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