the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
soo... how was my night?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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