So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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