my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
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Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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