And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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