I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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