Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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