I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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