Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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