It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize