Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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