dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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