i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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