I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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