My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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