we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
