just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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