Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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