Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
