Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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