what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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