you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
