HIV tests are more positive than that guy
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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