Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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