Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
