she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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