She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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