dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
