Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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