i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
operation have a gay friend backfired
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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