Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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