Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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