found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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